Sunday, November 6, 2011
The Auntie Blouse
Andy : Yuck, WTF Sandra, your shirt looks so Auntie. Which Pasar Malam did you get it from?
Me : I think it looks ok. What's wrong with it?
Sandra : Yalah Andy. You got no taste lah
Andy : Here Sandra, *pass-ing his cardigan to Sandra* You might as well just cover that atrocious piece of fabric with this and spare yourself the shame
Sandra : You're such a jerk Andy. This is from Banana Republic!
Me : Woah! Really?
Andy : You trust her meh Clyde? She probably stole that blouse from my great-grandmother
Sandra : Excuse me. *showing Andy the label on the shirt*
Indeed, it was from Banana Republic
(20 minutes later)
Andy : Omg Sandra, now that I look closely at your blouse, I love it so much. The colour is so pretty.
Sandra : ??? *confused* You said it was ugly just now
Andy : I did not. That was Clyde
Me : What? I did not!!
Andy : Yes you did. You said it was Auntie. Shame on you for condemning a Banana Republic blouse like that
Me : Eff you Andy
People who add words in your mouth. Probably the worst sort around. Ugh