I remember when I was in the Gardens with a friend of mine Linda.
All of a sudden Linda asked, "Hey Clyde, why don't you get something from Armani Exchange and ditch your F.O.S. ones?"
(Armed with Burberry, Coach, Guess, etc. Linda is quite a high-end girl)
Quite taken aback I said, "But I like my F.O.S. shirts. They're cheap and comfy. Plus AX is so expensive, how can I afford one?"
Then Linda was like "It's an investment! Girls like AX. AX is gonna get you SEX!"
obviously flabbergasted, I just gave her the "What the eff?" look
Determined to make her point, she stressed "It's true. AX equals SEX!"
Lost for words, I thought to myself, "Well, at least it rhymes"